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SHUT THE F*CK UP
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SHUT THE F*CK UP

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Built for dogs & Loved by 25 000+ people who give a sh*t.

SHUT THE F*CK UP

Calms your dog – fast, safe, science-backed.
Not sedatives. Just results.

What it does:
Stops the barking, the panic, the “my dog just lost his mind” energy.
Works fast — no sedation, no side effects, no BS.
Just a calmer dog and a quieter life.

Why it works:
KSM-66® Ashwagandha, L-Theanine, Tryptophan, B6, Magnesium, Taurine.
Clinically proven to support serotonin & GABA levels — aka the stuff that makes your dog chill without knocking them out.

Results:
Visible calm in 30–60 minutes. Better sleep, less chaos, more peace (for both of you).
Even better with daily use.
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Human-grade ingredients
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Backed by clinical studies
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Vet formulated, globally approved
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Safe for daily use

Choose what’s best for your dog (for less than your daily coffee.)

How big’s your dog?
How long you want calm? We recommend 3 months — for your dog’s results and your wallet.
$29.90
Taxes included.

Free shipping $50+

Try it. Hate it? Get your money back.
We’re not here to trick you, we’re here to fix your dog. If you don’t see results in 30 days, just message us.
WHAT’S INSIDE

The full f*cking list — down to the milligram.
Because you deserve 100% transparency, not marketing dust.


KSM-66® Ashwagandha (100 mg per chew) — clinically proven adaptogen that helps lower cortisol and reduce stress levels naturally.

L-Theanine (50 mg per chew) — amino acid from green tea that boosts alpha brain waves for calm focus without sedation.

L-Tryptophan (75 mg per chew) — serotonin precursor that helps your dog feel more relaxed and balanced.

Magnesium citrate (30 mg Mg-ion eq.) — essential mineral that supports relaxation in muscles and the nervous system.

Vitamin B6 (P-5-P) (2 mg) — active B-vitamin form that helps convert tryptophan into serotonin and GABA.

Taurine (100 mg per chew) — natural amino acid that stabilizes mood and supports heart and nerve health.

Green Tea Extract (Sunphenon® decaf) (30 mg) — antioxidant-rich extract that supports calm energy without caffeine.

Natural flavor base (q.s.) — hypoallergenic, bacon-free base that makes every chew taste good without adding junk.


No hidden blends. No filler. No BS.
Every active is dosed for real, measurable calm — tested for purity, potency, and stability.
IS IT SAFE?

Safe AF. GMP-certified. Vet-approved.

Made in GMP-certified facilities with human-grade ingredients. No sedatives. No weird sh*t. No side effects.

Every chew is tested for purity, stability, and potency.

Because your dog deserves human-level standards, not pet-store junk.
WHEN WILL I SEE RESULTS?

You’ll notice it. Your neighbors will thank you.

  • First calm: 30–60 minutes
  • Noticeable improvement: 7–10 days
  • Stable behavior & deeper calm: 3–4 weeks

Every dog’s different, but consistency wins.

No miracles — just measurable change.
HOW TO USE?

Simple. Safe. Daily.

Give the chews like you’d give a treat — just smarter.

  • Small dogs (0–10 kg) → 1 chew per day
  • Medium dogs (10–20 kg) → 2 chews per day
  • Large dogs (20 kg +) → 3 chews per day

💡 You can split the dose morning + evening for extra anxious pups.

  • Works with or without food.
  • Best results come with daily, consistent use.
  • Keep the pack sealed and stored cool — no fridge needed.
CAN I COMBINE PRODUCTS?

Stack it. Mix it. It’s built for that.

Each LEO+LOU formula targets a specific problem — CALM+ for anxiety, GUT+ for digestion, SKIN+ for allergies, MOVE+ for joints, IMMUNE+ for daily defense.

Together they form the full LEO+LOU System — safe, synergistic, and clinically balanced.
30-DAY GUARANTEE

Try it. Hate it? Get your money back.

We’re not here to trick you — we’re here to fix your dog. If you don’t see results in 30 days, just message us.

No forms, no excuses, no drama.

Look who finally chilled the f*ck out.

Real dogs. Real calm. No sedatives. No bullsht.*

This is your dog…
after they finally chill the fck out.*

Less barking. Less chaos.
More “good dog” moments.

WEEK 1 — First chill moments

Less barking, less overreacting, smoother evenings.
Your dog starts to take a breath.

WEEK 2 — Better focus, better sleep

Less chaos during the day. Deeper rest at night.
Your house finally sounds like a house, not a nightclub.

Week 4 — A noticeably calmer life

Less panic. Less drama. More “good dog” moments.
Peace for them. Peace for you.

Results improve with daily use.
Every dog is different — but 25,000+ loud pups are now chill AF.

Other brands? Cute*.

We do calm — like, clinically.
Because boring brands don’t fix barking.*

Clinically-studied actives

KSM-66® Ashwagandha & L-theanine → real serotonin & GABA support.

Fast calm. Zero sedation.

Visible results in 30–60 minutes — without a drowsy “zombie dog”.

Human-grade clean formula

No BS fillers. No artificial junk. Vet-approved. Daily-safe.

We don’t do boring

We do clinical — with attitude. Because your dog deserves better.

Backed by clinical research
powered by hi-tech actives.

Real actives. Real calm.
No sedation. No BS fillers.
Just clinically-proven ingredients that help your dog finally chill the f*ck out — day and night.

KSM-66® Ashwagandha

Supports cortisol balance → less stress.
From panic pup to peace-out pro.

L-Theanine

Boosts serotonin & GABA for calm focus.
Chill vibes, zero “zombie dog.”

Tryptophan

Promotes mood stability & better sleep.
Your nights start sounding like… silence.

Magnesium

Nervous system regulation.
No more “too much energy” at 2AM.

Chamomile

Natural relaxation support.
Mailman arrives? Still chill.

Valerian Root

Reduces anxious behaviors.
Thunderstorms stopped being drama.

GABA

Fast-acting calm receptor support.
When the chaos button needs to turn off — now.

Vitamin B6

Helps serotonin production daily.
Behind every good mood is a B6 hype-man.

We don’t do cute.
We do clinical.
Built for dogs.
Loved by people
who give a sh*t.